[Zbu Manowar]

No Bennett, you have a right to be upset over that shithole of a film. What makes it worse is that it stars Ashley Judd, whose whole career is basically being saved at the expense of Tommy Lee Jones and Morgan Freeman's credability. And if you want to see sad, try going up to any woman who loved that movie and telling them what Double Jeopardy really means. I'll bet you ten dollars you'll get an earful of crap that couldn't even make it on Lifetime or The View.

Speaking of Judd's atrocities against humanity, anybody remember that one where Natalie Portman gets stranded at a Wal-Mart and 'everything turns out okay 'cause we're good-hearted country folk?' Ugh.