[mburbank]

Okay, look, not to disapoint, but...

A.) If you thought the title of this thread would keep me from reading it, I guess you know you were wrong now.

B.) I only met John F's Mom and Dad, not John F. I thought I'd made that clear.

C.) I'm not so much with the Unicorns. I think Lisa Frank has a lot to answer for. She is A#1 on my shit list and I want to make all kinds of jokes about her but I'm pretty sure no one would know who the HELL I was talking about.

D.) As far as life partnership goes, not that I'm not flattered and the fact that your almost certainly not a woman is only a marginal concern, but I'm WAY less fun in real actuality than I am as an idea. Ask my wife. She'll tell you.


E.) Thanks for ruining this thread.