[kahljorn]

I'm going to say that the worst movie ever is called Perfume. It's a story about a man born with an acute sense of smell. His smell was so strong that he could smell everything around him with the utmost vividness! The smells of fish and guts where he was born made him cry out his first tears which condemned his mother to death! His smels guided him through life like a brain and eyeballs would guide anyone else! He was like a dog, with that sense of smell of his. He would be rapturuous from smelling all the smells of this smelly world with that special, special nose of his!
Surely a man of such stature was destined to smell great things! One day his sense of smell lead him to smelling a perfume shop which had women trying on smelly perfumes! Afterwards, he followed a woman down the street like a hunting dog because he could smell he! He snuck sniffs of her neck and she saw him and freaked out about his nose being in her ear and started screaming so he killed her!

That's the first 20 minutes of the movie almost VERBATIM! also his sense of smell leads him to killing someone :O :O :O i stopped watching after 20 minutes though because watching a movie in which every scene is about somebody's fucking nose sucks.