JAH DAMN IT, I HATE ALL OF YOU FAILED ABORITIONS SO MUCH. I HAVE DECIDED HOW I PLAN TO KILL ALL OF YOU, SO PAY ATTENTION, YOU SONS OF MOTHER FUCKERS
SKULHEDFACE, I'M GOING TO SCRAPE MY FILTHY, UNTRIMMED FINGER NAILS AGAINST YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU DEVELOP DEEP, PAINFUL, HEAVILY INFECTED SCARS. THEN I WILL TIE YOU UP AND HURL YOU INTO THE SEA. THE SMALL FISH WILL BE ATTRACTED TO THE SMELL OF YOUR BLOOD AND WILL BEGIN TO EAT AWAY AT YOUR EXTREMELY PAINFUL SORES UNTIL YOUR CARCASS IS PICKED DRY AND NOTHING IS LEFT BUT A SKELETON THAT SMELLS LIKE URINE FROM YEARS OF CHRONIC BED WETTING (CHRONIC, GOOD IDEA, EY MON? LOL
). THEN, I WILL ENJOY CATCHING AND EATING THOSE FISH MADE STRONG BY YOUR FLESH AND I WILL BASICALLY BE EATING YOU.
PROFESSOR COOL, I'M GOING TO SLASH THE BACKS OF YOUR KNEES WITH MY RUSTY FISH-CLEANING KNIFE SO THAT THE TENDONS HOLDING YOU TOGETHER SNAP AND YOU WILL BE UNABLE TO STAND UP FOREVER. THEN I WILL LEAVE YOUR WIGGLING, BLEEDING BODY IN THE BUSY STREETS BY THE COASTLINE RESORTS AND WATCH AND LAUGH AS TOURISTS TRAMPLE YOU
CAP'N CRUNCH, I'M JUST GOING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE WITH THE OLD COLT REVOLVER I PLAN ON STEALING FROM THAT FUCKER RAS BABA WHO LIVES TWO HUTS DOWN FROM ME. YOUR DEATH WILL BE SHORT BECAUSE I CAN'T FUCKING STAND YOU AND I CONSIDER EVERY SECOND YOU ARE ALIVE TO BE AN INSULT AGAINST NATURE, JAH, AND MYSELF.
MILHOUSE BACKWARDS, I'M GOING TO TIE YOU UP, BLINDFOLD YOU, AND FORCE YOU TO HOLD AN APPLE IN YOUR MOUTH. I WILL TELL YOU WE WILL PLAY A ROUSING GAME OF WILLIAM TELL. I WILL LAY YOU FLAT ON YOUR BACK, AND USING THE LARGE HATCHET I USE TO CUT DOWN TREES WHEN I WANT TO BUILD A NEW HOUSE, I WILL DIVIDE YOUR HEAD IN TWO NEAT SECTIONS ABOVE AND BELOW YOUR JAW. I WILL THEN USE YOUR HEAD, NOW IN TWO PARTS, AS A PUPPET AND MAKE YOUR DEFILED HEAD SAY MANY EMBARRASSING THINGS, SUCH AS "LOOK AT ME, I'M MILHOUSE BACKWARDS AND I LIKE TO SUCK ON COW'S TESTICLES!"
THE UNSEEN, I WILL TIE YOU UP AND SET YOU ON FIRE AND LAUGH AS YOU WIGGLE AROUND TRYING TO PUT YOURSELF OUT. THEN, AFTER YOU DIE BUT THE FIRE STILL BURNS, I WILL USE YOUR BURING CORPSE TO COOK THE FISH THAT ATE SKULHEDFACE.