You can always count on Max Burbank to return for the holidays with something to warm up your heart faster than a cup o' cocoa. Any of you who've had the displeasure of working in a corporate office environment will surely be able to relate to this one with ease.
"ANNUAL WINTER STAFF PARTY MEMO" by Max Burbank
http://www.I-Mockery.com/Visionary/winter-party.asp
Enjoy! And by the way, check out the main page of the site, it's now all xmas-like. :o
-RoG-