When I was in the MRI tube this morning these women were calling into the radio station bragging about all the shit they did to their husbands, like sew their underwear legs shut and put liquid dish soap on their toothbrushes and let it dry overnight.
At least I think that's what I heard because it was mainly POCK POCK POCK POCK BRAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAA POCK POCK POCK BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT BZZT.
