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The Moxie Nerve Food Tonic
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Join Date: Mar 2001
Location: right behind you
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Jan 14th, 2004, 09:26 AM
I think you are in your late forties, morbidly obese and have taken over your parents home. I imagine them living in fear, keeping mostly to their bedroom.
You suffer from a rare pathology in which pseudo sexual pleasure is derived from the fantasy of being a pre-pubescent enfant terrible. You wear a homeade approximation of an English schoolboys uniform and chuckle to yourself as you scan the Cato web site and stuff your rubbery maw with Ho-Hos and Hostess fruit pies, which you consume in two bites. You have a neglected Siamese which you named Milton who has groomed himself bald in several unpleasant places.
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