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Originally Posted by mburbank
You suffer from a rare pathology in which pseudo sexual pleasure is derived from the fantasy of being a pre-pubescent enfant terrible. You wear a homeade approximation of an English schoolboys uniform and chuckle to yourself as you scan the Cato web site and stuff your rubbery maw with Ho-Hos and Hostess fruit pies, which you consume in two bites. You have a neglected Siamese which you named Milton who has groomed himself bald in several unpleasant places.
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Another common trait of cerebral narcissism? A desire to either remain or be a "boy wonder."