[Ninjavenom]

Your posts fill me with an intense rage. When my Rage GuageTM becomes full, i go SUPER NINJA. Then i gouge rusty fish hooks into your eyes and drag you screaming through town on the back of my old Dynasty while having the townspeople toss razor blades and horseshoes at your face. I hope you get lockjaw and consequently cannot speak again, especially in situations where negotiations with muggers, robbers, burglars, rapists, or pirates might save your life. God, fuck all that, i just want to sink my teeth into your skull and eat your brain! FOR SATAN!