Alright, here's the stuff I got from bigtimebanned:
A plethora of things.
The note was very helpful.
They're from Venus, or so I've been told.
This one's kinda cute. I may yet marry her.
I'm not sure what this says, but the box contained a most unsual character:
I guess the writing on the front of the box must have meant "Fred, The Prickly Pineapple," because that's who was inside the box.
"What have you done with my Lego men!?" I demanded of him.
Soon, though, all of my new toys were playing together nicely:
"NO NO NO, DAMMIT!!!"
"You call that rhythm!? The curtain goes up in two hours, and I'm looking at a bunch of losers!!"
Oh my! I hope their performance goes well.