[Esuohlim]

ENetuohnav: I'm going to kill myself
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ENetuohnav: Goodbye cruel world
ENetuohnav: I said Goodbye cruel world
ENetuohnav: You had better not be fucking ignoring me
SmarterChild: What??!

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ENetuohnav: I have the gun in my mouth now
SmarterChild: You have the gun in your mouth? What's that like?
ENetuohnav: I'm going to pull the trigger unless you can talk me out of it
SmarterChild: Sure!
ENetuohnav: Well, I'm listening
SmarterChild: Do you like listening?