[mburbank]

I'm as grown up as I ever was. I got kids, root canals, debt and the same exact unpleasant attitude I've had since I clambered out of the womb. I am your I-mockery designated surly old man.

And I'm not eve that damn old! It's just thjs place is a fucking fetus farm is all. Thank GAWD the democgraphic is shifting older. Time was I was the only damn parent here. And did I get teenage girls out of it? I did not sir. I did not madam.