[Geggy]

Yesterday in Boston, across from the North Bank Garden, a bum sitting in front of a McDonald's asked for change.

I tossed him a quarter.

"That's all?!" shouted the bum.

I reached for my pocket and scooped a handful of change. I threw the change at the defenseless homeless man and yelled "Supersize it!"

I realize I'm a bottom-dollar bastard.