Roy McBallsnCock was an infamous and hysterically erogenous pr0no star, world-renowned for having a roll in the hay with whatever took his fancy. On the set of his latest epic, Spermer and Cooch
he accidentally impregnated his canine co-star. The child was born, and the freakish man-beast was given up for adoption, eventually finding its way to an Irish couple, whose dog had recently passed on. It was free, so they figured, "Hey, why not keep it?"
THIS IS WHY!!!