[James]

Fine, you win. :/

I'm a pathetic virgin who lives with his parents who can't get anyone to give a shit about him, and I'm better off just killing myself instead of trying to live this worthless life the best I know how. There, I said it. You're absolutely right on all fronts, Cosmo.

You're a better person than I am, and I'll never be able to change what I am, and I'll never be able to be happy with what I have. So fuck it all. You win, I'm a loser.