I finally got my Secret Santa pics taken. Wheeeee!
A SECRET SANTA XMAS BY PROTOCLOWN
(IN ANNOYING ALL-CAPS)
OMG A BOX FROM AUSTRALIAVILLE!
OOOOOOH, FANCY THAT!
HOLY SHITBUCKETS! THERE ARE PRESENTS IN THIS BOX! IT IS NOT JUST BREATHABLE AIR FROM AUSTRALIA!
A VERITABLE CORNUCOPIA OF PRESENTS! (CORN NOT INCLUDED)
AND A FREE LOVE LETTER! FROM SNOOGANS! THE INSIDES ARE FOR MY EYES ONLY, SO YOU JUST BUTT OUT, MISTER!
I WILL EAT AUSTRALIAN CHERRY CHOCOLATE CANDY FIRST!
GODDAMMIT CAT! THIS IS NOT FOR YOU!
IS THERE NUTRITION? THERE IS NO NUTRITION
I GUESS I'LL GO EAT WORMS
REMEMBER WAY BACK WHEN I SAID I WOULD EAT WORMS? HERE I AM DOING IT!
OH NO! MIXING AUSTRALIAN CANDIES TOGETHER CAUSES...BLOOD PROBLEMS!
I WIPE AWAY BLOOD PROBLEMS WITH MOONINITE ABSORBANCY!
NOW IT IS SERIOUS TIME
THIS IS A LITTLE LESS SERIOUS HERE
NOW I WILL SERIOUSLY FUCK YOU UP
DINOSAURS ARE GAY
MONKEY AIR FRESHENER IS NOT TO BE EATEN. ALSO, IT WARNS ABOUT STAINS. I GUESS MONKEY LIKES TO PEE EVERYWHERE
I DON'T KNOW
THERE IS NOTHING FRESH ABOUT THIS AIR
IT'S TIME TO GET THIS PARTY POPPIN'
CAT IS NOT SCARED
I AM NOT SCARED
PHOTOGRAPHER IS DEAD
I also had a couple short movies of me popping the party poppers, but unfortunately the lighting is not so good in my friend Rachael's room, and you can barely see anything, so I don't really see much point in posting them. You can hear me just fine but it's kind of hard to make out much detail. I was trying to scare her cat with the loud "bang" of the party popper, but it wasn't very loud at all and he really didn't give a shit that confetti was raining down all around him.
Anyway, thanks to Snoogans for sending me all that stuff! And the candy is really good! The fake blood tastes like shit though!