[Mike]

Alright then, I guess we're still goin at it. Actually I do say stuff like that in reality. Maybe you think it's lame, but it sounds ok in my head. Do I care what you think? Nope.

Yes kat, I called you a brat, you hairy palmed redneck pig-fucker.

When I said I'd slug you, I was talking about a hypothetical situation where some little punk mouthes off to me in real life. I don't think you're stupid enough to do that in real life.