Did you see that
link to the genital hair dye at the end of the article? Not only are they calling it a "Betty", but they're asking you to dye it
blue,
pink or
purple and advertise the fact with a t-shirt that says "My Betty is Ready".
"
My Betty is Ready"? Seriously?
It's like a bad Sex and the City subplot.
If you were in bed with some lady you picked up and a sudden puff of vivid,
clover shaped green hair became evident, how would you react?!? (Yes, I said clover-shaped...they have stencils you're supposed to use with nair)