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Old Sep 28th, 2010, 10:50 PM       
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Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy View Post
I'm angry because it seems like I'm ALWAYS masturbating and getting fucking no where. Even getting thoughts WHEN I shouldn't be getting them.
Ever hear those ridiculous statistics about how often men think about sex? They're big numbers for a reason.

Honestly, are you really getting upset because you're getting wood at inappropriate times? Just wear some baggy pants and turn away from anyone who might notice the bulging in your pants. I'd say think about baseball, but being bored is usually what gets my mind wandering in the direction in the first place.

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Masturbation is god damn futile guys. I'm just being weighed down here.
Then lose some weight.
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