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Originally Posted by MattJack
I grab her smell-good lotion and proceed with beating up my little german soldier. After some time, I explode like a damn porn star 
I couldn't control my aim, but who can? I cracked open an eye during this epic event, and saw that I had been shooting across the bathroom and landing it all in the cat's bowl the whole time.
I'm so sorry Chewy. I washed your bowls, but I know you got a keen sense of taste 
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The only thing missing from that story is when Eugene Levy walks by and for some irrational reason (curiosity?) licks the bowl clean. Then it's American Pie 6.