[Shyandquietguy]

I love how Don pretends he's a part of the forums, as if we'll forget he never was.

Have you guys ever heard what a tortured barn owl sounds like? I've never heard one but I was going to Trader Joes when I heard this awful racket coming from the basement of what looked like a quiant house in a quiet neighborhood. I snuck in stupidly, because when it's obvious torture, you need to bail out ASAP and I come across severed owl wings. I ran right out when the second batch of screams came. And as I was running out I saw what looked like miniature sculpy sculptures of dongs choking babys like monster tentacles. And at one point I believe I saw the headless cat from Sybil hung up underneath the corner of the roof. I don't know but I just knew whatever was going on there I didn't want a damn thing to do with.