Here it is everybody, our big "Select Your Destiny" story for the 2007 Halloween season. For those of you who haven't read these in the past, it's fairly simple... you read a page and then try to decide which answer won't end up killing your character. If you choose wisely, you move forward in the story. If you choose poorly, you almost always die some kind of horrible death.
NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ANNUAL "SELECT YOUR DESTINY" HALLOWEEN STORY!" -by The Four Henchmen (er myself, Dr. Boogie, Max Burbank, and Protoclown)