[Pub Lover]

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese

I swear I can just drive to his house. I'm afraid though he might not take kind to strangers on his property. maybe if I bring tidings of frog monster cupcakes he'll let me in his inner sanctum.

Do you guys live near other i-mockey denizens?

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I live a little ways south of willie

Originally Posted by Emu

I live close to all the crappy ones.

Originally Posted by Chojin

About 8 of us used to live within a few hours of each other

Schimid and I hang out on a regular basis

Originally Posted by Tropical

stop hanging out in the forums.
go hang out in rog's crib.

Originally Posted by Chojin

This reminds me of the time that MEATMAN wrote rog and wanted his mom to drop him off at Rog's house so they could hang out for a day :<

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I also live in portland with Mubert, but I don't think that counts because he was banned. Several times. :<

Originally Posted by Mockery

hahah I remember that. Glowbelly was the only one to ever actually show up at my place randomly, but she chickened out about actually coming to my door and knocking, so she just left a note.

But yeah, I'd probably shoot somebody if they just randomly showed up at my place. And I don't even have a gun so I'd have to shoot them with HARSH WORDS.

Originally Posted by Chojin

Man, what a FREE SPIRIT/REBEL that girl is

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I live near Captain Robo

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

I'm sure that someone stalked me

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I live a hour away from Cliff Steele and Noob3.

Originally Posted by Chojin

Once I came on here and the damp moose showed up and was all I SAW YOU AT THE MALL TODAY. I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING CAUSE YOU LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE IN A HURRY. I WATCHED YOU PLAY PUMP IT UP. YOU HAVE SOFT SKIN.

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Actually, when I was looking at the earliest posts I made on the other board I saw a post by FeuerAffe. See, it's funny because our hometowns are right next to each other, we share a mutual real-life friend, and now we read each other's Livejournals while going to the same school. And? We've never met in person.

Originally Posted by Chojin

i vaguely remember that person!

Originally Posted by ArrowX

I think I live near zomboid, this is Canada 5 hours is "a little" ways away. Hed probly try and shit kick me If i showed up at his place.

Originally Posted by noob3

replace noob3 with fathom zero and cliff steele with 15 minutes instead of an hour

Originally Posted by Chojin

I don't know who here has met the most board people in real life but I'd wager it's a tie between me and glowbelly ;<

Originally Posted by Mockery

As soon as I setup a West Coast Mock Meet that will all change :o

Originally Posted by noob3

i've met: cliff steele & black flag

if there was a west coast mockmeet in the summer i might drive there but it's doubtful

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

I would like to meet Rongi

Originally Posted by noob3

You should go meet AChimp & SolidSnakeAss :o

Isn't Canada like the size of Texas or something?

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

Canada is the size of Russia...I don't think A-chimp and I would have anything in common, I've had sex.

Originally Posted by noob3

Really!? I thought you got your gonorrhea from your tractor :o

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

I liked when you were all angry and hardly posted

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys

Canada = 3,559,294 sq. miles

Russia - 6,592,800 sq. miles

Keep trying.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I live near Spooky and the The Retro Kat too I think!

Originally Posted by eggyolk

sethomas i think i live by you somewhat. i recall you talking about indiana once in the food forum.

Originally Posted by Chojin

ahahahahaha :<

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

*shakes fist* ...Some day...

Originally Posted by executioneer

i met jixby and mister fart and wreck and barry and emma and doctor juno before

Originally Posted by bigtimecow

west coast?!!

Originally Posted by executioneer

and i could theoretically meet supafly and uh damnthatdavid (if he hadn't gone all miltiary on us) without a lot of effort

and if what he said was true, i've probably been within 100 feet of father spaz/gw and not realized it

oh and even though hobo renee's going to college in my town i never did give her a formal welcome to the state becaues well i don't know why

Originally Posted by Zomboid

Pretty close, yeah. I've got relatives in GP that I never visit or talk to that you probably know.

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Doesn't he live in Australia?

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

Yeah people take planes to the US, jerk.

I live near Saad. That's it Thankfully zeldas hairest fan lives across the entire state.

Originally Posted by executioneer

yeah but he came over here cause he won a contest to meet k. smith and jason mewews and so he made a tour of the whole thing

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

I don't know about you but I would never take a plane to a country in a another hemisphere for some sort of Internet rendez-vous and nothing else

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese

I wonder what rog's house is like?

I bet its like a shakey's or something.

Originally Posted by Sethomas

I've met Swamper. And yes, Eggyolk, I do float between Bloomington (more like JEWmington, am I right Geggy??) and Noblesville, IN.

Originally Posted by kahljorn

I live near goat cheese

Originally Posted by executioneer

oh shit :jealous

Originally Posted by Preechr

I've probably been through Blue Oatmeal's territory 50 times in the last year, and I think Gasux lives in my neck of the woods, but I don't know them. I ate lunch with Max once just to make Kevin jealous.

Originally Posted by DuFresne

NC

Originally Posted by Seven Force

Eh, I live in west palm beach, FL. I don't think anybody here lives there and it's for the best. This place sucks.

Originally Posted by Misdemonar

Good thing none of you creeps live near me

Originally Posted by Jixby Phillips

I met WRECK and EMMA and HOBO RENEE and FIREBUNNY MARY and WILLIECUTIONEER and MISTER FART and for some reason i think maybe I'm forgetting someone

I have spoken to GLOWBELLY and DAPHNE and DOLE and GADZOOKS and MR ADVENTURE over phones

I live 3 hours away from sam and budda and probably comrade rocket (he lives there right) but they have weird sexy stuff going on all the time so I'd rather not meet them

I also understand I live very close to dax fusaro

Originally Posted by ArrowX

Doubtful but who might they be?

I can't wait to move out of this oily shit town, and I hope the rest of my family feels the same. I'm scared for my little sis, because she has to grow up in this town that produces slutty dumb asses at about a 9:1 ratio (1 for intelligent people) Just the other day she came home talking about how her principal had to call the police and to take the native man away because he was asking kids for their lunch.

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

I almost met huond at an airport but things fell through.*

*he got launched

Originally Posted by Zomboid

Last name is Carr, I think. One is around your age and the other is a few years younger.

Originally Posted by RaNkeri

I should visit USA, never been there before

Originally Posted by KevinTheOmnivore

I used to live really close to Eye Tie, and we never hung out.

Originally Posted by Chojin

He's never shown a picture of himself and he talks of all these grandiose adventures and gay excursions, so he's pretty much the original Guitar Woman.

Originally Posted by DamnthatDavid

I've meet Supafly, but that isn't hard seeing how we went to school together and he showed me the wonders of I-Mockery. (It was also Supa who originally yelled out "DAMN THAT DAVID" in real life, and I had no other ideas for names when I created my account, so I used that.)

Now I live almost smack dab between Seattle and San Francisco, so in theory, I could visit anyone on the west coast and still drive about the same distance.

Originally Posted by FartinMowler

Originally Posted by Esuohlim

Man you should it's like one big Jerry Springer episode

Originally Posted by ArrowX

I'd totally hang out with RaNkeri.

EDIT:

Originally Posted by kahljorn

ArrowX: Handing out handjobs

Originally Posted by noob3

i've met & had sex with draw a sidewalk

Originally Posted by zeldasbiggestfan

I think I live like 2 hours away from Emu.

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese

you should go to his house and like watch TV.

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel

I live near Randomskyfears. I think I live near somebody else too, I remember them talking about Cincy chili.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

I visit Cinci fairly frequently, even though I live here in Lawton.

Have you been to the Newport Aquarium? It's stellar.

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel

It's an aquarium. It's alright.

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Whatever, man. I almost fell in the shark tank.

Originally Posted by liquidstatik

I live maybe 2 hrs away from IS, but we haven't met. Maybe when I get a less shitty car

Originally Posted by Protoclown

Here are all the mockers that I've known/met in person (many of whom don't post anymore):

Mockery
Doopa
Jaeger S. Meistersen
Glowbelly
Military Messiah
Killing Joke
Zero Signal
Sspadowsky
McClain
Dr. Boogie
George/Broverg
Nancy
Empty Gas Tank
Buffalotom
Dole
Chojin
Bim skala Bim
Bag of Rox
Feralmew
Agent Burdock (and Josh)
Cherry
theapportioner/CLAspinster
Miss Modular
Carnivore
crazybiter
Max Burbank
Edorian
Orange Juice Bruce
MLE
Daphne


I made most of that list after the NYC Mock Meet so I wouldn't forget who all I've met, and I might have met a few more since then that I've just forgotten about, but I think that's everyone.

PS - I'm gonna collect all you guys like Pokemon

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Man, I almost went to the Chicago mockmeet back in 2001. Oh well. I wonder if it's possible to have one now without it sucking.

Originally Posted by MarioRPG

I'd wanna meet Sethomas, just because he's an intellectual.

And I think we have the same last name and that'd be all woah.

Originally Posted by Evil Robot

Who here lives in NYC? Theres got to be somebody here but I've never heared anyone mention it before.

Originally Posted by Sethomas

Ummmm, I can just think of theapportioner. But sometimes I go there because my sister lives in Brooklyn!

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel

Well, microshock lives in New York.

Originally Posted by ItalianStereotype

he never believes anything I tell him, but he doesn't understand that I live in Texas and grandiose adventures and gay excursions are all we fucking have to do here.

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I thought that shit would be illegal down there.

Originally Posted by ArrowX

:O SEVENFORCE!!! I MISSED U, HOW WAS GETTING THRASHED BY THE STORMS!?

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese

man both mockery and protoclown posted in this thread. All I need now to complete my collection is mburbank or AChimp! muahahahaha!

Originally Posted by Pihlak101

Im from Ontario i think 1 person livs near me but i forgot there name.

Originally Posted by Rongi

i live on long island!

i could probably meet ant0179 without too much effort, but i barely know the guy!

for some reason i used to think blackflag lived around albany

Any further posts to that thread are non-canon.