[Sethomas]

Maybe this belongs in the sports* forum, but I'm not prepared to post there. (From a comment I left in a cute bisexual fencer friend's blog.)

"...Also, I'm pretty sure that Italian Grips were banned by the FIE (or maybe just in America? I forget) because they knew the horrors that would come when someone figured out the whole 'getting poked by a strap-on' joke."

*When we had the whole rotating name forum, like, "FINLAND: Land of Mystery and Wonder", did we ever have one dedicated to the guy who called himself sports? I think we might need one now more than ever.