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Originally Posted by Sam
DEAR WIFFLES, WILL YOU BE MY VICE PRESIDENT? YOU SHOULD PROBABLY BE VICE PRESIDENT TO THE PERSON WHO WAS GOING TO WIN PRESIDENT. WHICH IS ME, NOT ELX.
-Sam
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THAT'S IT SAMANTHA. YOU KNEW I WANTED TO HAVE A TEAM BUT MY TEAM WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT WIFFLES; YOU KNOW THAT SHES TOO NICE TO SAY NO TO YOU SO YOU HAD TO GO AND RUIN IT JUST LIKE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING.
I ALSO WANTED GRISLYGUS AS OUR CAMPAIGN MANAGER BECAUSE HE COULD MAKE US COOl POSTERS BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST. THANKS A lOT BRO. JUST YOU AND ME NOW. STARTING AT THIS MOMENT I WILL NO LONGER TOLERATE YOU SITTING PRETTY IN THIS HERE CHAT THREAD CHASING YOUR GOD DARN RAINBOWS AND FOREVER SPOILING THE DREAMS OF LITTLE GIRLS. PREPARE FOR COMBAT, GIRD UP YOUR LOINS AND FULL STEAM AHEAD, IT'S BATTLE TIME!!!!!
AND I HAVE SOME BAR-B-QUE'N TO DO.
MUCH LOVE AND HAPPINESS,
elx
-THE SOON TO BE CLASS PRESIDENT OF I-MOCKERY FORUMS-