[Lindyloo]

In response to this one: · "Your significant other crying, masturbating, and eating ice cream, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! (Note: their discovery of this tattoo on your person must be a surprise.)"

Hahahahahahaha!! I was actually watching something on TLC the other night about some chick that couldn't stop masturbating AND she was addicted to food...So she'd do ALL 3 OF THOSE THINGS at once!! I almost felt bad for laughing at the time, because how pathetically sad would it be to have zero control like that? But also, at the same time...It's kind of a hilarious visual & a rather badass tat possibility.