Originally Posted by AChimp
IT'S BAD TO BE GAY! THAT'S WHY I INSERTED THIS DILDO UP MY ASS THREE TIMES LAST NIGHT!
IT'S NOT GAY IF I DO IT MYSELF.
That was very terrific -- I laughed and saved it to my screen saver of rotating pictures.
It would be neat to see an actual penis in my hands -- could you make it look like I just got done smoking a cock?