[elx]

i read that by the time you've become thirsty you're already dehydrated, that's very deceptive. i also read that you cannot tickle yourself because your brain warns your body of your devious intentions beforehand so it just ignores it. that's really mean, your brain working with your body against yourself. it's also why your knees buckle when you try to fall backwards. so i have come to the conclusion that this is why cheerleaders are all dumb and flexible. because they don't have brains.