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I've cut myself with a spoon, burned myself using chilled bottled water, cut myself on tuna fish, cut myself on a slurpee cup, and have never been accidentally cut by a knife.

Chojin can probably fill you in on more stupid injuries of mine, since they seem more commonplace to me by now. Like constantly getting cut by pieces of chainmail supplies, or getting cut by an unopened can of beans (that had no sharp edges).