Being fat is caused by turning food into a hobby, finding the worst possible shit to eat, in quantity, and then remaining physically inert all day.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/news...ot-enough.html
BLUH-HUH BLUH-HUH I'M TOO FAT TO WORK
OR READ A PARAGRAPH ON THE INTERNET
OR EXERCISE COMMON SENSE
OR EXERCISE