[kellychaos]

I once had a stripper push me in the chest after she spent a few minutes rubbing my ass when I actually carry my wallet in my front pocket. We're walking cash registers to them, guys, and that's as it should be since they ARE at work. You want to meet a stripper then meet them outside of work or go on a slow night when they're friggin' bored. I met a stripper outside of work and enjoyed her company for a while until I figured out she was just as much a user outside the club as in. At least I didn't spend scads of tip money figuring it out. Shrug.