[Dole]

sdole: hi there....so you travel on buses I hear?
Marizzle10: wtf? who is this?
sdole: I am a friend of the boy you love.
Marizzle: is this jake?
sdole: no, not jake...aren't you in love with some nerdy fencing kid at your school? The fat nazi?
Marizzle10: fuck off jake
sdole: he lurves you very much
sdole: that is if you actually exist
Marizzle10: oh HIM. No, unfortunately I dont actually exist. I am an invention of his designed to elicit sympathy from anonymous message board posters.
sdole: so...if you dont exist, I presume this conversation isn't actually happening?
Marizzle10: That's right. This is actually your poor attempt at humour during a boring lunch hour.
sdole: so this is a fictional conversation between myself and...myself?
Marizzle10: Thats right. I would abandon it right now if I was you, as at this point there is no obvious punchline to end it with.
sdole: good plan. laterz
Marizzle10: Cheerio
**sdole signed off at 14:30**