[Grislygus]

I just bought a brand new LG to replace my battered, crushed, and thoroughly destroyed, flimsy-ass Razor with the faulty screen and zero charge life. This one has pretty lights on it, I was so mesmerized that I got on my knees and licked out the Anne Coulter-ish US Cellular sales rep right then and there, then begged for more corporate ramming when I bought a separately sold memory card so that I can use the music feature built into the phone I loved every minute of it because I am an American corporate whore