[Microshock]

This is kind of like me being the new ZBF. You know, I just picked out the stuff I thought you would create an interesting story with.

But I don't want you feeling fucked over even if you think I did, sorry for sending it late by the way. You will get a correct present within...( today is monday...so....by this friday or saturday?)
Hopefully this will make you change your mind about not participating in future Secret Santa's....

Agh, what have i done?!?!