[EisigerBiskuit]

I tried flushing the toilet with a christmas ornament. Why? I don't know, but my hand bled for a while.

Jumped into a pool and hit my chin.

Got dragged into a stick sticking out of the ground when my dog chased something. Stitches ahoy.

Threw a building block when I was 5 and hit my cousin in the head. Her cries ached me. :(