"WELL, FOR THE FIRST PLACE WINNER, WE HAVE SOMETHING REALLY SPECIAL HERE FOLKS, I GOTTA TELL YA, I SLIT MY WRISTS WHEN THEY TOLD ME I COULDN'T KEEP IT!
SERIOUSLY, IT WAS LIKE TWO MINUTES AGO!
I'M BLEEDING OUT!
ANYWAY, WE GOT OURSELVES A NICE HARDCOVER BY BELOVED ENGLISH FRUITBAT REALPH STEADMAN, FOLLOW UP TO HIS ACCLAIMED
GRAPES OF RALPH!
CALL AN AMBULANCE!"