[Evil Robot]

This thread is based on lies, I have proof.
The people in your house are not crazy, and the house is haunted by a bunch of fucking liars. If the house were really haunted, them, and many others like them, would head straight to church as they have seen proof of an afterlife and thus proof of god.
Proof of god's existence is the most sought after knowledge in the universe by scholars and clerics alike.
These people would have told you if they came to the realization that only a ghost can provide. God, by nature, would not show himself or the direct results of his work to you or any one of those section 8 fucks who call you thier slumlord.

In conclusion, I hope that house burns down with you in it, should it be the work of Allah or something electrical.
Sincerley,
Evil Robot.