[Sicktodeathmx]

Mclain? Can I be one of yo bitches? Or am I not pretty enough... Whimper.

Joke time
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My friend went to a bar and met this girl, Jessica. He started flirting with her and bought her a couple of drinks. So on and on, they talked. After about the eighth drink, Jessica says to my friend, Ben, "I can suck dick and sing opera at the same time." Ben didn't believe it. He then talked her into coming up to his place to see what she could do with her mouth. So she starts to manipulate his dick, right? And she turns off the lights. She starts sucking his dick, and after a few moments, she lets out this beautiful voice... It's opera music, too. Ben didn't know what the fuck was up, so he turned on the light. The next thing he saw was a girl running out of the room, and a glass eyeball laying on the table.

Coy: "Tell that to a dog catcher".