[MattJack]

Originally Posted by sakura

ok, i originally came on here to rant on this very topic, but since i can't post on the site's discussion board, i may as well say it here:

Cool. We all care deeply. Now wats on yer mind, sugar tits?

Originally Posted by sakura

yeah, smoking is bad for you. A 4-year-old would know this. But you anti-smokers need to stop bitching about it. It's an addiction; therefore, it's hard to quit.

What if you just quit yer bitchin? I come on the site to get away from womens bitchin' and now you are ruining my internet experience.

You know what a real addiction is? 80s dance music, try blasting that around your friends.

Originally Posted by sakura

I'd probably do it if I had a non-smoking b/f who was honestly worried about my health, but then again I've had b/f's like that, and they weren't even worth that kind of effort, in my book.

You're right. Guys that are generally concerned about your health and well being aren't worth the effort. They like to use condems n shit huh?

Originally Posted by sakura

And a guy who says he's "turned off" by it - worse, that he feels the need to bug me on the subject? It's enough to turn ME off. Sorry, dude, but if you're that anal about it, you annoy me. It's the same for anyone that complains. Cuz of course we're onto you- it isn't about our welfare or health, we all know that. You're worried about your own. Yeah, it's all about YOU. Don't try to deny it.

Bet you don't really run into many of those doodes on your graveyard shift at the Waffle House, but it's kewl. I hate it when women look me in the face and make sounds out of their oral love hole.

Guess we all have our pet peeves

And yes, it is all about me girl. Know yer role.

Originally Posted by sakura

And what's this about someone "convincing" another to smoke? She smokes, so it was a forced behavior? Logic being...? Didn't you just say you quit recently? Makes me wonder what "other things" I could convince you to do... when ya got a few drinks in you.

Logic being if you can convince a girl to smoke, you can convince her to do some hot ass to mouth shit.

If you convince a broad to smoke, then do some ass to mouth shit, and THEN have a few drinks...

Dear Diary,

Jackpot.

Originally Posted by sakura

Assumptions perhaps kill more than tobacco does. I'm sure alcohol does, too. Yeah, you could suffer potential health complications from smoking, so go pay twice the amount of a pack on a glass of man-made poison instead... and then drive home.
Or better yet, I guaran-FUCKIN'-tee you can be convinced to do alot more after a few drinks than a few cigs - it'll smell just as bad, but I'm sure you won't notice.

SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Originally Posted by sakura

What? you don't know me? Well, that's true, you don't know anyone you complain to about a bad habit over something as unimportant as your comfort level with it, but, since you seem to care so much for my health and appearance and all, I was thinking it's time we bumped this great relationship of ours into phase 2.

Just like every other woman I've ever met.

YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME! WHY CAN'T WE JUST MOVE ON TO THE NEXT PHASE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP?

Originally Posted by sakura

Not to sound sexist. Well, yes, to sound sexist.

Bitch make up yer mind.

Originally Posted by sakura

If a semi-hot guy bitches about my smoking, it's pretty much all he ends up being good for.Cuz I KNOW he won't be coming to visit me during chemo, or relapses, or probably even the funeral he warned me about when he first stated smoking was gross and it's bad for me.

If a semi-hot guy was around you for more than 3 minutes, he probably would shove the sharpest object near him into his ears to prevent further retardation.

Originally Posted by sakura

Same as all the rest of the head-up-the-ass, brainwashed, self-righteous pricks that actually want us to believe they care about our health. On their way to the bar to "drink responsibly". That's Surgeon Sakura's warning.

You don't get the dick much, do you?