[Helm]

I never was that self-conscious as to care about how good I was at sex and/or try to get better at it. I was fucking lumps of flesh, which I could argue either way as to whether were even sentient beings to begin with. And when they got off (note to idiots: you can tell when the other person gets off) I didn't recieve any such strong feeling of satisfaction over having that effect on them.

So, uh. Abstinence. *sigh*