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Originally Posted by Juttin
Well, I believe Zelda would, in a completely alternate universe than the other 500 different Hyrules, get kidnapped by some kind of jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon.
Then, she'd be all:
"Link! Link! I know you just met me, but I need you to traverse 50 different dungeons to open a door to fight -jackass who has magic powers and the ability to transform into something gay, like a small dragon- !!!
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Look at least I can run around and save a princess from something gay like a small dragon without having to stop every 10 seconds to eat a fucking twinkie.