[Sethomas]

I work at Goodwill. Today I sat down during my break and noticed a battered ninja sword (I forget the word that ISN'T "katana", so fuck off) on the break table. The mental image of someone putting the donation of a sword to a charitable organization on their tax refund has had me laughing all the live-long day. I would have quoted Cautionary Tales of Swords non-stop, but I don't think the managers would like me saying "fuck" and all its variants in front of costumers all that often.