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Originally Posted by Terra
i used to hang upside down on the monkey bars until i passed out. i got a three day reprieve from school because i hit the sandbox so hard it made my 1rst grade teacher almost faint. i dunno, the world made more sense to me upside down and i hated circle time
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Why would you sleep at school?
I also chopped off my sisters betti spaghetti dolls heads and buried them at our old house. She found out and dug them up and buried them with their bodies 2 days later for a funeral.
Also when I was 2 at my Great Grandpas funeral I supposedly fell down and screamed shit like 3 times and the pastor guy stopped talking. I ran over to my parents wondering what I did wrong.
Oh yeah and the last thing I can think of now was at my old neighbor hood I was asked by a lady with my friend to take down her deck. I was like 7. So we knocked off all the rails that hold the banister. Then I got the cops called on me and my parents had to pay a 300 dollar fine. My friend got off scott free. Asshole.