[Perndog]

Hi.

Highlights since I've been gone:

Drank way too fucking much. Simultaneously lost weight due to replacing dinner with beer.

Got fired from my job playing the trombone on a cruise ship. Reason: illegal blowjob from a 23-year-old chick who said she was a Jehovah's Witness and a virgin.

Went back to work at summer camp and shamelessly supplied alcohol to minors.

Pawned my trombone. Learned to sing.

Lived in various basements for several months playing World of Warcraft and failing to matter to the rest of the world.

Successfully quit playing World of Warcraft, moved out of the basement, and found better things to do with my life.

How about you guys?