[Zhukov]

You can't watch anything on the Winter Olympics here. Basically zero coverage. We get a special gold edition super highlights programme that goes for about half an hour and shows pretty much only Australian entrants losing horribly but trying their best. No ice hockey or curling, but we can watch half an hour of cross country skiing where Australia came 87th (and from the announcers excitement you would have thought the poor bastard came first).

Last year there was a shitload of stuff to watch, now another network bought the rights to air it and they just decided they would show didlley squat instead.