[mburbank]

Just a few days ago I tried dog treats my Mother-in-law keeps. They looked like slim jims, they smelled like slim jims, and they tasted slightly like slim jims, but they were really, really horrifying. Like if you ate a slim jim that had been kept unwrapped in a moist baggie for about fifty years.

And my oldest was a cat food eater. My youngest tries not to do any sort of food at all.