I'm going to have to go with Fred Smoot. The guy couldn't cover worth shit but sure liked to yet shit fly out of his mouth. Oh wait....he could never back up his trash talk. Actually I just posted him for an excuse to show this:
Smoot was at the center of the 2005 Minnesota Vikings boat cruise scandal involving several of his Minnesota Vikings' teammates. Some Vikings players had rented a boat on Lake Minnetonka and reportedly hired prostitutes to have a "sex party" on the boat. Smoot allegedly held a double-headed dildo and inserted it into the vaginas for two women who were laying on the floor in the lounge area. After one woman left he continued to "manipulate the dildo" inside the other woman in front of the young crew. Formal charges for the Boat Scandal were filed on Dec. 15th. He was also alleged to have organized the whole party, an accusation he denied.