OK HERE'S THE MAD LIB. IT'S CALLED TEN COMMANDMENTS:
Ten Commandments
Thou shalt not cunt .
Thou shalt not rape an analflap
Thou shalt not be faggoty to Jixby Phillips or Heather Michelle
Thou shalt not yell a shit , especially not while embarrased
Thou shalt not fellate cuntily
Thou shalt not poop a demon without fartly fart first.
Thou shalt not punch without an apple
Thou shalt not cry quickly !
Thou shalt not go to waste processing plant without a condom
Thou shalt not be a(n) Studio8
I GOT THIS FROM ELIBS.COM