[Mad Melvin]

I wanna play!

I was assigned Simon Rex by 10,000 Volt Ghost. Seriously. Who the fuck is Simon Rex?

Simon Rex movie I love: Eugh, no. Just...no. I checked his imdb resume and there is not a single movie I'd pick.
Why: Because of Simon fucking Rex.

Simon Rex movie I like: I dunno, Scary Movie 3, I guess.
Why: It had maybe one or two jokes that almost made me smile.

Simon Rex movie I don't like: The Karate Dog
Why: I haven't even seen this movie, but just think about the damn title. Karate Dog. No good can come of mixing those two.

Honorable mention: No. I quit.
Why: Fuck you 10,000 Volt Ghost. I hope you are happy.