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Old Sep 9th, 2009, 02:30 PM       
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Originally Posted by Helm
Hey listen I'm sorry I lashed out I guess I haven't been getting laid enough lately, you're right, he he. Here I'll tell you what I'm doing and you could perhaps advise me on what I'm doing wrong ok? I uh, went to my ex's house last night... or was it morning? The sun wasn't up, anyway, but it wasn't all dark, not sure. Anyway, I went to her house, and to surpise her I decided to climb up to her room like I used to do when we were together. I deftly unlocked her window from the outside, a process I had perfected when we were together, which she found kinda cute, kinda creepy anyway, you take some sort of plastic card, something hard no, not that he he, and you slip it under the window pane and you pull hard up, until the thing sorta dislodges and you have to be really careful to balance it so it doesn't crash down. Dunno, this probably works on only some types of windows so don't take my word Anyway you catch it, and then open it from the inside and anyway yeah, I got in her room and did a quick scan to be sure nobody was the wiser. The coast was clear. I could see her cuddled up on the bed. I inhaled all the familiar scents of her room, momentarily getting caught in the nostalgia that ensued. Then, I moved close to her lying body and kinda tucked at the sheet but you gotta do it carefully and little at a time trust me, I've had experience on this so she doesn't notice and it takes a WHILE man I'm telling you. Anyway, I pull and pull and pull little by little until her body is completely uncovered. Now with all the pulling I've gotten pretty excited in all you know, the anticipation, he he it's almost summer you know? She's sleeping light, only a pair of cotton panties on and I can almost taste her sweat. That's when I quietly tuck at my pants, take out my trusty pocket knife and stab out her jugular vein trust me, he he the first stike is the most important one so she can't scream in all the blood and the mess but don't worry I did ok she's doing that silly he he KKKKK kKkk thing they do when they scream through the aesophagus and she's lost all motor coordination and I can't help but hug her and hug her in this beautiful moment we are having together until she is motionless and lifeless and mine again. Then I take off my pants intending to violate her in numerous ways, but damn it, it's limp. man macaroni. flaccid city. I don't know! Is it because I go straight for the meat, he he I mean, more romance maybe? I am, I guess I kinda feel used, I barely get to discuss with them anymore but that didn't use to make much difference in the past! Please tell me what I am doing wrong DemonAngel55@hotmail. Please tell me, because I know where you live and I want our moment to be perfect. I am going to make it perfect for us, but you have to help me. Please help me slice you open and reach into your crushed chest to tuck at your heart-strings
From the doctor of romance.
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